Dear SPINE, Pt II, Some time in history (are we still in Oct 2008? Am I still due at work? Where is work?)

Dear Plain Spectacles,

 

Didn’t Johnnie do well the other night! I thank he nearly spoke as good as me does. He’s going to do great on the ranch. He’s a great guy, doing a great job, and I can’t wait to sit on his pouch & eat moose off him. And you’re a great guy, doing a great job too, Sally – I’ll sit down to eat some mice with you too. Jello did seem a wee bit uncomfortable at the desk though – have you given him your wasp to chew on, as he sure was pissed off with something?

 

I sent a message to Knobbie about that force thing, but he reckons he can’t do much now – he works with some nagging people, and can’t influence the Force anymore.

 

Never mind, you’ll be just great Piles (have I ever said how funny your lips look between those cheeks? Is that really lipstick? Looks sore. And ugly too.): Cheesey reckons between you & Johnnie, you can get nine votes, and the Count guy on TV says that nine is the highest number in infinity. Keep up the great pretence, we’re all ruling for you.

 

Ah, it’s bedtime now, and Alice & Steven says it’s time for my padded pillow, so got to go.

 

 

Yours something goes here,

 

Something goes here too. What was that again? Oh ye ha – Private Excluded from any work, W.

 

b.s. As I know you’re quite dumb, there might be some explanations in my text. It should make some sense to those who can use the VCR. And maybe even to you Soldier. Jolly won’t understand though – I tried to call him on the Strawberry the other day, but he got juice all down his face. Silly man!

 

b.b.s. I’m told the week ends soon, and I don’t work during the week, so I might be quiet for a day or two. I’ll be back soon though, so do... I’ll come back... yeah, what was I saying... ok, Hi?

 

b.b.b.s. The thing you’re doing wrong with trangles is the trigon... tiger... me.... trigon... tangles... trees, yeah something about tea... no, you’re doing nothing wrong Jilly, you’re a damn good fella, doing a darn good job, in damn difficult times, and we’re all real proud of you. Keep up the good work fella, we’re all behind ya.