Tuesday 7 April 2009

Discolouring maturity

Hippie found two - a whole two - grey hairs today.

Not in the hairbrush either, so Hippie can't blame them on the cleaner.

The offending items were in fact protruding, with the innocence that only two single hairs among thousands can, from the scalp of Hippie!

Hippie took to consult Mrs Hippie about this discovery, only to find Mrs Hippie aware to such things - she had observed such a seismic change to his scalp recently, but avoided giving warning of the same.


Que sara: Hippie has hair, and it often lightens in the Summer months, so he guesses what appears to be grey to be a sign of this awful climate change thing: ice melts in gin; beer gets warm in the garden; Hippie's hair lightens with maturity.



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